The Clue-Less Goat

Still just as good after all these years. The main reason we keep coming back is probably the commonman Martin 22 beans they used. The beans gave the coffee a strong, bold flavour that really stands out. The only downsides are that the cafe closes quite early, which doesn’t align well with our kid schedules and the ongoing construction nearby looks set to continue for a while.

- Travis Lee -

Lovely cozy cafe, with yummy brunch and good coffee! Was a surprise find for me because I was in the area, would highly recommend.

- Sherlyn Seah -

I came here as a birthday celebration for myself. It's on the way to my violin class at United Square. It's a nice small cafe, a lot of ambience and deco, full of pottery around the cafe. I had little to no wait to get a seat. Food was great, albeit expensive. I ordered the egg Benedict with smoked salmon which was nice, creamy and salty. I added on a chai latte which was not bad. 1 main + 1 drink is about $20+ already, so do beware of the price. Things are not cheap here.

- Roy Chan -

This is a charming café nested along Thomson Road and I’m glad I found time ⏰ with my partner to come by for a late breakfast . Restaurant – Conveniently located at Goldhill Center, it used to have an amazing view but thanks to the endless construction , it’s now all boxed up. You will have to either park ???? at United Square , behind Goldhill or walk from Novena MRT . Rusty industrial concept / design. High mesh glass, grey wrought metal, warm industrial light bulbs, metal chairs and wooden tables. It gives off a nice fuss free, chill factor vibe. Very nice, very welcoming . #Love Staff – A lovely lady took my order at the cashier and a gentleman pulled my shots . Read off the menu , order the food and they will serve it. Friendly, efficiently and always wearing a smile. Food and Coffee – I ordered a Rancher Eggs , British ????????Breakfast Platter, House Salad , Latte and a Long Black . If you look at my pictures and videos , the size and proportion is huge! It is value for money, all of the above is $51 and it filled up the entire table!! The salad was well tossed and we love the seasoning . The Racher Eggs were perfectly cooked as was my British ???????? Platter. Very sizable sourdough bread and I just crushed it with the runny eggs and bacon LOL . Only feedback would be to change the type of sausage on my platter, cost may go up but consider . Coffee was a single shot white and black, beans are from Twenty2. Not too bad, infact I bought the espresso beans back. If you are into strong coffee, I suggest you add an extra shot because the biggest cup is only a single shot. Overall, it was a delightful day out at Clueless Goat . The ambiance was great, food was great, price was right and service was amazing! If you are in the hood, go for it!

- Ivan Michael Pung -

​This cafe is sufficiently good but faces some limitations. The food is tasty, but the menu is limited. Service is friendly, but the payment and ordering systems lack efficiency. I would ultimately classify this as just another coffee shop. Unfortunately, the cafe's frontage has been, and will continue to be, blocked for a while due to ongoing construction, which significantly impacts visibility.

- Flo Yeow -

Finally managed to visit this cafe after keep hearing about them these recent years. Absolutely love their coffee and cozyness space they have. Everyone are giving good vibes too! Will visit again in near future.

- Bill -

Came to this café with my Mum for a quick brekkie run Though there were roadworks out on the main road, this café was rather easy to find! We ordered the breakfast waffles and scrambled eggs on toast (but we gobbled it up the moment it arrived) I would DEFINITELY recommend the scrambled eggs on toast! The eggs were LIGHT & FLUFFY and you can taste the milk in it too. Loved the addition of cheese on the toast as well. My Mum alao ordered a vanilla latte! She claims that it was a tad bit sweet to her liking (so make sure to tell the barista you want less sugar/less sweet if you don’t want such a sweet tasting coffee!) Overall, the service of the staff was FANTASTIC as both of them were really approachable and friendly. Would love to come back here to try their pasta and sandwiches Thank you! ~

- SA Toh -

everyone is right about the food being extraordinary, i was blown away by the taste. highly recommend the truffle tater tots and avocado scrambled egg toast. don’t let the pictures fool you, the portion sizes are huge. worth the price!

- Spaghetti Carbonara -